What? Tornado Alley Hash #1140
Where? Larry Bud's (New west side location across from SCP)
When? Tuesday, September 25, 6:30
Hare? Born on Your Anus
Hash Cash? $3
Approximate Distance? 3ish
Shiggy Rating? 2.0-ish
Hounds: Dip, BP, ADHD, NBA, Tequila Tony, nnAaron, ASS
Starting from Larry Bud's parking lot on west 21st across from Sedgwick County Park, the hare laid trail over to the park. He started off with a bang, placing an intersection just 50 feet from where the trail doubled back. The real hashers found true trail that looped around the duck park, while the lame-ass short-cutters located the double-backed trail that was laid waaaay too close to the check, thus saving themselves the extra mile of true trail.
After the beer near, which was located extremely close to the start, the trail split into a Turkey/Eagle which turned out to be a Tough/Easy instead. The T trail was shorter but took the wankers across mid-calf deep water, while the E trail was longer but left those hashers with dry feet. Trail then wound tamely down walking paths, until the hare decided we hadn't had enough poison ivy on trail since the campout. True trail veered into harmless looking shiggy which turned out to be full of very healthy poison ivy, and then ultimately across a dry-ish creek bed and then up the other bank through even more poison ivy. The hashers who shortcutted at the beginning of the trail chose to take the long-cut and added an extra mile to their trail just because of a few three-leafed plants. Trail then led up over Mount Doodah and then straight down to the on-in which was on the peninsula of the fishing lake. We circled up in the increasing dark, started the naming process for nnAaron, drank for numerous transgressions (like advertising this to be a 1.5 shiggy level trail when it should have been much higher due to the venomous, carnivorous, flesh-eating poison ivy), and then gathered at Larry Bud's for the on-after. Highlight of the on-after was that Team Tornado Alley competed in the Trivia Contest, and came in second place even though they competed with the handicap of cumming in late in the game. The prize was $20 which will force the pack to return to drink even more beer. On on.
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