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#1145

10/16/2012

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What:  Tornado Alley Hash #1145
Where: Todd Brian's in Old Town - 315 N. Mead in Old Town Square
When: Tuesday, October 16th - 6:00
Hare: Dip
Hash Cash: $3
Approximate Distance: 2
Shiggy Rating: 1


Hare:  Dipstick
Hounds:  NBA, PPL, nnDustin, BOYAnus, Puff the Magic Ass Grabber
 
This hash was scheduled to have been hared by the elusive Dipshit, but he supposedly could not do it due to acquiring a bad case of poison ivy in the shiggy of Old Town.  (Likely story.)   But when one Dip says he will hare, all Dips are responsible for haring.  And this hare took the job to heart, in that it felt like we were in a rabbit warren, criss-crossing trails in Old Town for seemingly miles of trail, before he mercifully took us out of Old Town Square proper.  He criss-crossed trail so many times and so close to each other that only for the hounds' dislike of the idea of pantsing him (shudder), did he not get snagged.  He was considerate, though,  in taking us by Dipshit's apartment so that we could convey, by way of chalk-on-the sidewalk, what we really think of him.
 
Beer near was tucked away in some weeds in the alley behind the Old Town Square parking garage, a mere hop, skip and a jump from the start.  Due to lousy markings, only two of the five wankers could locate it.  Trail went a little bit west, and then south to Douglas, and ended at Joe's for the on-in. 
 
This hash marked a major milestone in the life of BornOnYourAnus, in that he has so far managed to waste enough time to attend 204 hashes in Tornado Alley.  So to commemorate 200, he was ceremoniously presented "The Silver Flask" by Dipstick, which had a dribble of gin martini inside, most of which had been consumed by Dipstick at Mort's before cumming to Joe's.  All in all, the trail sucked, but much joy ensued at the on-after. 

3 Comments
Dipshit
10/17/2012 05:41:37 am

Did U guys tag my building? If so, payback is a bitch.

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BOY Anus
10/17/2012 05:49:53 am

Talk to the hare about that!

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