Click here What: Tornado Alley Hash #1151
Where: Emerson Biggins - Old Town - 6:00
When: Wednesday, November 7th
Hash Cash: $3
'The Hash of Too Many Accusations' or 'The Alleys of Doom Hash'
Hounds: Amanta, Gooch, ADHD, Cuddle Puncher, BP, NBA, Tequila Tony, BOYA, and then Puff showed up at the on-in having r*n most of the trail by himself.
Well, boys and girls, it was yet another sh*tty trail Wednesday night in Ta-Town. Dip took the wankers from Emerson Biggins in Old Town east and then south across Kellogg. He claimed there were 'mooning' marks on the pedestrian bridge, but because there was no chalk talk, the hounds had no idea what to do when we saw or didn't see the strange marks. Trail then took us back east through several dark and seedy alleys, finally leading us to the beer near, which was stashed in some bushes by the walking path next to the Big Ditch. This trail was especially memorable, mainly for the aroma of first the stockyard, then sewer gas, and finally the fragrant aroma of cat litter. Dip sure knows how to set a multi-sensory trail. In addition to the sights and smells, we also had the sounds of vicious barking dogs which were ready to tear us limb from limb as we trespassed past their homes in the alleys. We finally made it back to the safety of Old Town, where the hare rebelliously threw several plops of "anthrax" right outside the police substation.
At the on-in, circle commenced, with endless accusations flung about, and most of them from the hare/RA and most of those bogus and unfounded. Next hash will be this Saturday in Larryville, and next week's mid-week hash will be hared by ADHD. On on!