What: Tornado Alley Hash #1152
Where: Days Inn on Iowa St. In Lawrence
When: Saturday, November 10 - 11:30 PM
Hare: Tequila Tony, Gooch
Hash Cash: N/A
Hounds: BOYA, BB4B, JLT, BP, Biscuit, about 15 - 20 other hashers from various Kansas kennels.
Hmm, I’ve been charged with typing trash for #1152, better known as the “Lawrence Midnight Naked Hash”. Unfortunately, this happened after a long day/evening of drinking and hashing, so, my recollection of events is not very sharp. I can say for sure that it was a true Tequila Tony trail with a shiggy-meter off of the charts. It also happened to be Gooch’s first go at laying trail, as Tequila took him under his wing and brought him along as a co-hare. Tequila Tony decided in chalk talk that it was going to be clothing-optional hash, so both hares stripped their clothes off, turned around, and ran off into the woods.
Now, I’m not typically one to follow naked dudes into the woods late at night, but I figured there was safety in numbers and decided to give it a shot. Trail started behind the Tornado Alley Hotel Compound, leading hashers up and down hills, steep drop-offs, briars, thorns, landmines, etc… That’s about all I remember about the actual trail. Oh, that and BP doing a fucking header off the top of a steep hill, somersaulting down past all the hashers who were carefully descending, and landing motionless on the ground below. Luckily, she got up, although I only deduced this when I saw her this morning, as my memory seems to have some kind of block in it after the initial fall.
There was a circle and stuff, and I’m sure there was much rejoicing.