What: Tornado Alley Hash #1153
Where: Merle's Place
When: Wednesday, November 14th - 6:00 pm
Hash Cash: $3
Hounds: BOY Anus, Dip, NBA, Puff, Amanta, nnKat
Okay, kids, here's a riddle for you. What's 3 miles long, rectangular, and has beer on a railroad track? That's right. ADHD's shitty trail on Wednesday night. Starting from Merle's, trail proceeded west along the river, and then turned south, and then turned back east, and then eventually went north to the on-in. Yup, a lovely rectangle. However, it was a tremendous improvement over his previous trail, which, if you remember, was 10 miles long and was laid during the infamous Worldwide Chalk Shortage of 2012. This week's trail was extremely well-marked, with plenty of flour and chalk, so the young grasshopper is making progress.
An interesting bit of information: our newly-named Cuddle Puncher performed a hash miracle this evening. He made a virgin come without even being there himself, and without either cuddling or punching! That is impressive talent.
A short circle ensued with the usual Dip Bogus Anniversary Celebrations and lame accusations. Next hash will be our Third Annual Drinksgiving Hash this Sunday, location to be determined by the hare and told to us at the last minute, as is our tradition. Cum dressed as a Pilgrim, Indian, turkey, smallpox, dead deer, maize, Wild Turkey, whatever. On on.