What: Tornado Alley Hash #1160
Where: Mort's Cigar Bar
When: 12/12/12 - 6pm.
Hash Cash: $3
Shiggy Level: 1.2
Hounds: Puff, BOYA, PPL, NBA, CP, Pro Cocky Jockey (Omaha H3), nnSam
It was hard to tell if Dip's love of numbers was evident in this trail. There weren't 12 hounds, can't remember if there were 12 accusations at the circle, or 12 down-downs. There were 12 beers at the beer near, and there were probably 12 crossings of streets in each block of the trail. We probably passed 12 homeless men, and 12 taggings of gang graffiti. Oh, yes, there was a *1/2* on Anus's racist shirt; don't know if that qualifies or not.
We started at Mort's, and enjoyed tasty beverages there, and delighted the staff with a few renditions of hash classics. Mel, the waitress, always comments on how "nice and respectable" we appear, until we start the singing. Trail took us a round-about way by Heroes, where we noticed a real live hare (PP tried to pants it but it took off hopping). We then followed trail east down Douglas and zig-zagged our way to the beer near. It was almost not found due to an egregious mis-marking of trail, which showed a two-way (east-west) split, and trail was eventually found going north. Dip conveniently planted the beer under a bridge which Cuddle claimed was his home. He gave us a tour of his spacious abode, and we oohed and aahed at his accommodations.
We continued our repetitive crossing of streets until we located the on-in at Joe's. And there was much rejoicing.