What: Tornado Alley Hash #1161
When: Wednesday, December 19, 6:30
Location: Puff's House, 319 S. Terrace
Hash Cash: n/a
Shiggy Level: 1
Distance: A few blocks
Hares: LSD and nnJoanna
Hounds: BOYA, Puff, Dip, Beeeestie, NBA, PPL, Big Bad Booty Daddy, nnJan, Cuddle Puncher, Gooch, ASS, nnKat, Bloody Dyke Turner, WhoreKneeBoobs, nn Hanna, nnJB, Amanta, Tequila Tony, Polly Wanna Swallow, Nurse Me
As always, Puff's and nnJoanna's home and hospitality were the epitome of good taste and good breeding (at least in Joanna's case), which was in stark contrast with their guests, i.e., the wankers of TAH3. Nevertheless, Puff and Joanna were gracious and patient, and supplied us with pasta, and a wide variety of liquid refreshments. We did what we do best: swarmed the table like locusts, snorfing down anything that didn't move, and swilled down copious amounts of the delicious quaffs. The hares actually provided trail outside the home (unlike last year's "trail"), but I swear there were no marks to be found. I must have had more to drink than I thought, since we all know that hashers know how to mark trail.
Trail took us north through both south and north College Hill streets (hmm, vaguely reminiscent of a recent trail?). Once again, Christmas decorations were violated in obscene ways. It was a good thing that we took this particular trail because we found Santa passed out on the grass. Fortunately, we've been trained in resuscitation techniques, and we knew how to revive him. You're welcome, children of the world.
When we returned, we were delighted to find that Santa had followed us there, and was ready to molest the hashers, I mean, allow the hashers to sit on his lap as he bestowed his gifts upon them. I'm not sure, but I think Santa was trained by the Catholic Church. We then had the traditional gift exchange. This year saw an exceptional quality of gifts. I can't say in quite which way they were exceptional, but exceptional, nonetheless. No doubt we will be seeing some of them rear their ugly heads (who said.....?) again next year. Merry Hashmas and a Hashy New Year to all you wankers! On on!