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#1165

1/9/2013

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What: Tornado Alley Hash #1165
When:Wednesday, January 9 @ 6:00
Hare: Born on Your Anus
Location: The Monarch (Formerly "The Garage")
Hash Cash: $3


Hounds:  NBA, Puff, ASS, PPL, nnSam, Dip, nnRachel, nnShannon, nnDave, nnMatt


Tornado Alley hit the mother lode of virgins this week, and the wanker who made them cum hasn't even hashed with us for almost two years (cum back, Twinkle Toes; all is forgiven). Those are some wicked skills, by the way.   NnRachel has actually hashed with us once before, at the 2010 Red Dress event.  Can anyone say "backslider"?

Trail started and ended at the Monarch (formerly the Garage) in Delano.  This trail was memorable for probably only one thing:  the hare conducted no chalk talk, and therefore left no chalk talk marks on the sidewalk, but, poof! there they were when he got back.  It was a miracle!  Almost as awesome as Jesus on toast!

Trail tamely meandered through Delano, briefly passing through a park playground and down some slides.  First beer near was located in the bucket of a backhoe at the Masonic Home.  It continued on down toward Friends and then over to Douglas where we found the second beer near next to a dumpster.  There's gotta be a metaphor about life in here somewhere. 

Circle was conducted with Dip's usual finesse (read, ineptness).  The wankers were evidently fairly brain-dead after that mind-numbing trail, and couldn't manage to come up with very many half-assed accusations.  Although Dip did manage to conjure up the magic that he does with numbers and he was able to bestow the imaginary anniversaries on just about everyone except himself.

The next set-in-stone hash will be next Wednesday, January 16, with NBA (the queen of hares), as hare.  Stay tuned for a possible hash event this Sunday, that being National Pants Off Day.  Without even knowing what this entails, you need to  plan on joining us on Sunday for this epic event, just because of its great name.  On on!


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