What: Tornado Alley Hash #1166
When:Wednesday, January 16, 6:00 pm
Location: NBA's house - 348 N Erie
Hash Cash: $5
Hounds: GPS, NBA, Tina, PPL, BOYA, BP, nnKat, nnChief, Trashy, nnSierra, nn
Hashers began trickling into NBA’s shanty around 6:00, where we were all informed that the hare was backing out due to the fact that she had a mild cold or something lame like that. Luckily, Dip was there stand in for her and laid a pretty damn good (errr, shitty) trail on the fly.
Trail took off to the East and then a bit to the north, where it passed the Oriental “Massage Parlor” on Central. Anus and Gooch decided that they needed to go inquire about prices and such, so they disappeared inside. The lady in there assured them that $60 would get all parts of the body sensually massaged. Unfortunately, neither of the two had $60 on them so they were forced back out onto the cold, happy-endingless streets.
The pack found the BN under a bridge near the canal route, and then headed (who said head?) south to 2nd St. or something like that (I was drunk by then) where we headed back towards NBA’s. Once inside, there was pretty solid circle in which NBA was accused of holding a celebratory hash on the 94th anniversary of prohibition (Oh the HUMANITY!). After we swung low, our nns and virgins left the room and the naming of nnSam commenced.
It was a fun naming and he gave us plenty of material, which always makes it a little tougher because of all the options that it presents. But ultimately, we decided on “Tina Eat the Piss” (“Tina” for short); ask him about it and give us all props for not being slaves to an acronym for once.
Three virgins, returning no names, lots of beer, a warm circle, and a pretty good-sized group for a weeknight hash made it a pretty epic hash. You suck if you missed it!