What: Tornado Alley Hash #1170
When: Wednesday, February 6th - 6:00
Location: Oasis Lounge
Hash Cash: $3
Hounds: Born on Your Anus, Puff the Magic Ass Grabber, No Blow Angel, Deb's Dipstick, Phi Phi Licker, Amanta Feel and Fuck, Cuddle Puncher, Tina Eat the Piss, nnKat
Hashers gathered inside the Oasis on an unseasonably warm February evening. Last to arrive was the hare herself, who almost immediately grabbed a giant, phallic looking piece of chalk from NBA and took off to set trail. The rest of us gave her the normal three-minute head start before we took off in a rabid attempt to snare and de-pants her.
Lucky for BP, she excels at laying shitty trails and had the pack confused from the onset, which gave her the time she needed to create a safe amount of distance between herself and the hounds. Of the approximately 41 Intersections she laid, two were in the light. Thankfully a couple of well-prepared hashers had lights, and were able to follow trail as it weaved through the Town West Mall parking lot, before taking us north across Maple and into VH1’s old Neighborhood.
There, approximately ½ the pack (CP, Anus, nnKat, Dip, Amanta) located the BN near 235, while the other ½ (NBA, Tina, Phi Phi) wondered aimlessly down a dirt road until they picked up trail on the other end, bypassing the BN altogether. Heading back east through the neighborhood, the group from the BN stumbled on what at first appeared to be a homeless man, desperately trying to find a way to stay dry. But upon closer examination, they saw that it was actually Puff, who also missed the BN (and chalk talk, and hares away, and hounds away, etc...).
Upon returning to the Oasis, there was a circle, an endless stream of announcements, and of course, much rejoicing. It was also noted that we had 10 hashers, non of whom had to drink for backsliding. Not bad for the middle of winter!
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