Hares: Born On Your Anus and Just Lays There
Hounds: Dip, ASS, NBA, Phi Phi Licker, Tina Eat the Piss, PQuad, nnCharlie, Anything Goes, Tequila Tony, Boobs In My Mouth, Stumpy Whisker Biscuit, Princess Peckerhontas, Amanta F and F, Little Red Dipshit, nnGabriel, nnRene, nnJake, nnJennie, Cuddle Puncher, Hummer Gay'mes, Boathouse Pussy
I have to admit that this was, hands down, the best Tornado Alley Hash House Harriers Green Dress Event EVER! At least so far, since there seemed to be consensus that we should humiliate ourselves like this every March. We attempted to start at the Cocks parking lot in Old Town, but the Parking Nazi seemed to think it was verboten, so we hied ourselves over across Douglas to a more tolerant start location. The hares provided us with green Anal Secretion to help make the trail more tolerable. Trail took a circuitous route through Old Town, then down 2nd Street, over north through the YMCA lobby (I'm sure they loved that), on west until we eventually made it to the Arkansas Trickle. We encountered a Turkey/Eagle split, with the Turkey going straight across the Trickle and the Eagle adding an extra half mile to trail but keeping our feet dry. We eventually found the first beer near in a vacant lot near Delano, and miracle of all miracles, we were amazed to find decent beer awaiting us, not the usual swill. And beyond this, a kindly law enforcement agent, who was blocking off the Street due to the parade, allowed us to drink the beer and even pointed us in the direction of the hares.
Princess Peckhontas and nnCharlie managed to pick up two virgins who had been invited by the hares to follow trail. The virgins didn't seem to think anything was unusual about our activities and they liked the idea of free beverages, so they hung with us to the end. Trail continued on through Delano and criss-crossed the parade route a couple times. We followed the train tracks west to the second beer near and were delighted to find green beer, not Boxer Lite. Then off to the south, by the Shamrock, and on over to Hummer Gay'mes' back yard for the on-in and circle, and more green beer. On after was back at the Shamrock, and even more green beer. A select few ventured to OC for actual food and more beer. All in all, a very shitty hash. On On!