Location: Harry's Uptown
Hounds: Amanta, Tina, Anything Goes, Dip, PP, Anus, nnKatie, nnSarah, nnMike, nnAlex, and nnKim-the-girl-from-Denmark
Tornado Alley H3 prides itself on the diversity of its members. Some of us like to run a lot, some run a little, and some just walk and enjoy the trail. However, with tonight’s trail, Puff made everyone an accomplished ultra-runner.
Trail started innocently enough at Harry’s on Douglas and Hillside. It followed a pretty straight path to the Hare’s house for the first and only BN, where the FRBs caught him leaving. After the BN, trail headed northeast, across Oliver, for about a mile, where Amanta was accosted by a dickhole security guard at the VA. There were a couple of pretty brutal YBF/CBs along the way, which were mysteriously in a different color of chalk than the white dildo the hare was carrying; hmmm. Anus called him out in circle, but he presented all three colors, so he was prepared.
On our Tuesday night marathon, 3rd St. represented mile 6 to mile 23. We started east of Oliver and almost hit Hillside before we altered our course. And what’s more, the FRBs could see Puff the entire time. They didn’t want to discourage him, so they kept their distance, but his checks and intersections were certainly not doing any good because they were watching him lay them (see picture). However, there was plenty of gratuitous whistle-blowing to ensure that he kept his asshole properly puckered.
Finally, trail ended at NBA’s (who wasn’t with us) house, where hounds were supposed to wave to her or something, even though she was in Colorado holding her 3rd generation hasher. There was a note to “Go back to Harry’s” for the ONIN, which prompted the FRBs to bust out their technology and inform other hashers to stop following trail to NBA’s and just head to the bar.
Once we finally all sat down, it was almost 9:00; pretty late for a weeknight hash. But we still managed to have a full circle in which everyone laid shit on Puff pretty thick. It was nice to be a part of the latest weeknight circle, ever!
It was the shittiest of trails, but actually pretty good; just long. Everyone froze their asses off for what will hopefully be the last time until November.
See everyone at the Red Dress!