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#1188

4/16/2013

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Hare: Ass

Hounds: Anus, CP, NBA, BP, PP, nnAlex, nnKatie, nnMike, HG', 

For those of you who like a good trail and a good old fashioned A-B hash, tonight was your night!  Breaking from our traditional, watered down weekday hashes with half-assed circles sung at half volume inside of a respectable establishment, our hare provided us with a legit trail that ended up on a fucking river beach with a fire and a lot of beer!  Hell yeah! 

Trail led out of Merle’s and crossed the Keeper of the Plains Bridge before meandering into Oak Park forest, where we found our BN of shit-breeding little 8oz. Coors Light cans waiting for us.  Not sure if ASS expected Tiny Flasher, nnLayne, or nnDakota to show up, but these clearly weren’t adult sized beers.  But alas, they were a hell of a lot better than that 3.2% shit that Dip always insists on feeding us. 

After the BN, trail led west through Riverside and across Sims Golf Course, where it finally ended up on the beach.  Anus, once again, stepped in as a very shitty substitute RA, as hashers stood around the campfire and belted songs of sex, beer, and sex.

Most of the wankers ended up back at Merle’s for an on-after, where CP was properly schooled in the ways of Morrissey.  Lots of beer, lots of friends, lots of fun. 

ONON! 

 


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Queen of Hashing
4/16/2013 01:40:50 pm

Best trash ever!

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