Hares: PPL, Amanta, Anything Goes, Puff the Magic Ass Grabber, NBA, Coyote Cockwise, Cuddle Puncher, Hummer Gay'mes, nnAlex, nnKatie, nnMike
Starting from the Pubic Bar and Grill in Old Town, the hounds scattered like lice down the hairy back streets of Wichita's nether regions, searching to suck the blood out of the mother lode, our very own Born On Your Anus. We were practically immediately almost smashed like bugs on the train tracks by the old depot. After scuttling down the embankment, the hounds followed trail to the west side of the river in the Delano district to locate our one and only beer near. Nothing need be said about the quality of the beer. We continued trail back to the east (there's something almost poetic about the geometric shape of the rectangle), and ended up back at the Pubic. After loading up on $2 cans of PBR and Coors, we circled up on the Brickyard patio. Circle was brilliantly conducted by the delightful NBA, with occasional contributions from our beloved GM for Life, BOYA. This writer does hope that Hummer Gay'mes is paying close attention to the complexities of writing the trash, since she's a shoe-in for Hash Trash in this year's erections. On on!