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#1194

5/9/2013

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What: Tornado Alley Hash #1194
When: Wednesday, May 8th, 6:30 pm. 
Hare: Tina Eat the Piss
Location: Beer-Thirty at Harry and Ida
Hash Cash: $3
Trail: A-A
Shiggy: 1

Hounds: Kibbles n’ Chips, PBR, Anus, Trashy, NBA, Puff, Cuddles, Hummer, Anything Goes, Phi Phi, Amanta, nnDJ,

Pack gathered at new watering hole at the Harry and K-15 area appropriately called “Beer 30”.  The hare was eager to get a jump on trail, as it was rumored that water, lightening, and possibly tornadoes would soon be dropping from the sky.  Trail headed west from the bar, along Harry Street, and meandered towards South Broadway, where Anus and Trashy giggled like school girls at what they were pretty sure was a slightly disheveled, but bonafide hooker.  It was only later in circle that it was discovered that PBR actually took the time to introduce himself, inquire as to her prices, and give her his address… or something like that. 

BN was at Tina’s house and consisted of PBR talls, which was easily the best part about trail.  As the pack drank, little drops of water began to fall from the sky, prompting us to get going in what would be a failed attempt to avoid a real-deal thunderstorm.  As we worked our way back to the east, a handful of us narrowly dodged a runaway train traveling at near light speed, and, in midst of patting ourselves on the back, noticed a gnarly wall cloud closing in on us; and that’s when shit got competitive.  The typical FRBs picked up the pace and sprinted back to the bar, but not in time to avoid getting rained on.  The middle of the pack and certainly the DFLs were soaked from head to toe by the time they actually made it in.    

We “ovaled” outside on the narrow patio at the bar, our inept GM volunteered to fuck up the RA job once again in Dip’s absence, and there was much rejoicing. 

ONON




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5 Comments
PBR
5/9/2013 04:50:11 am

The young lady's rates were really quite reasonable. And if you're short on cash, she is willing to barter for baby formula.

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Anus
5/9/2013 12:09:31 pm

Did you guys figure out a way that you could still be the Power Bottom?

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PBR
5/9/2013 01:19:42 pm

I told her my PowerBot skills could really count as on-the-job training, but she didn't go for it.

Tina
5/9/2013 01:22:20 pm

Oh, Just head (!) down the street to Fetish Lingerie, they have power bottom harnesses 20 percent off.

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CP
5/22/2013 03:02:21 pm

I can see you're quite the regular there

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