#1196

Hares:  BP and Dip
Hounds:  PeePee, Tina, PBR, NBA, Anything Goes, Tequila Tony, On Her Knees, Forrest Gimp, nnSarah, nnMike, nnIPAJohn, nnTambra, Hummer Gay'mes for just long enough to force NBA into two deadbugs as her proxy

Words fail me when thinking about what to say about this trail.  First of all, is there no shiggy in south Wichita?  The hares led the pack up and down and around seemingly (semenly?) every street in south Ta-Town.  We passed yard sales (had to pass up a darling green dress), funerals, cars, streets, houses, barking dogs, several Dip signs, ma and pa couples yelling at us from the front porches, and about a dozen small parks and playgrounds.  The hares were very considerate and provided us with a record number of song checks, knowing how much we love to sing.  The beer near was in a bar/pool hall place where the beer was plentiful and cold, and the indoor toilets flushed.

We had two auto hashers.  First, the dastardly Hummer was chauffeured to the beer near since she  showed up just as the hares ended the trail at the on-in.    So she was allowed to r*n only the second half of trail.  Not only did she commit this heinous act, but then she left before circle.  More about this treachery in a bit.  Next, our aptly-named visiting hasher, Forrest Gimp, boy-toy of On Her Knees, twisted his ankle about three blocks from the on-in, and the hares had to do a search and rescue.  Fortunately, they found him, so our record remains pristine - no fatal casualties on trail ....yet.

OK, now back to Hummer.  She was the DFL but she left us before circle started (do I seem to be fixated on this?).  NBA graciously offered to stand in as her proxy since she would have been DFL had Hummer not been.  This was a mistake.  Dip seemed to have been dead-bug-crazed at this circle, and the hapless NBA bore the brunt of his sadism.  Hummer committed so many blunders that NBA seemed to spend the whole circle lying on the ground having beer poured on her.

The on-after was at Merle's (not quite as welcoming since Barmaid Carrie quit working there).  We continued with the important business of naming nnMike, and we were finally in agreement.  For now and forevermore, nnMike will be known in the hashing world as....drumroll.....Cumbag Shitpants, at least until he does something even more stupid.  Which is quite likely, with his ability to shit in the most unlikely locations.  On on!

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