Hares: Cumbag Shitpants and Tina Eat the Piss
Hounds: Dipstick, Puff, Pee Phi Licker, Amanta FF, BP, Hummer Gay’mes, NBA, Poopy the Fruitdick Slayer, Gooey SpinJob, Peeping Dick, Power Bottom Redding, Eager to Cum (Trailing in Tulsa Shiggy (T.I.T.S)), Anything Goes, nnJocelyn, nnMylinda, nnMelissa, nnColt, nnMike, nnScott
What can we say about Wednesday? It was cumbagshitpants' virgin hare and a predictably shitty trail in and around downtown Wichita. Beer near was in a classic tah3 location by the train tracks and we circled up at heroes. There were plenty of modified deadbugs (patio rules) but I don't think they were any better than the classic deadbug--unless you like getting a pitcher of beer dumped on your face. A visitor from Tulsa taught us a few new songs and we had a ton of no names return. One of them apparently even read previous trash and visited buildyourownwhistle.com for a super rad bedazzled whistle. A great turn out for a shitty trail! ONON!