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#1214

7/26/2013

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Hare:  NBA
Hounds:  Rhinestone Catbitch, Cumbag Shitpants, nnMylinda, Peep'n'Dick, Amanta F & F, Pee Pee Licker, Power Bottom Redding, Anything Goes, nnJocelyn, Hummer Gay'mes, Boathouse Pussy, nnLeslie, nnKen, Puff the Magic Ass Grabber, Gooey Spinjob, Tina Eat the Piss, Kibbles 'n' Chips


After the Peep'n'Debacle of #1213, the good wankers of TAH3 deserved a treat in the form of a respite from long, punishing trails and aggressive shiggy.  Unfortunately, our evil hare informed us as we gathered at Harry's Uptown, we would also be getting a respite from beer on this, the shittiest of trails.  "That's right, bastards and bitches," NBA crowed to the thirsty throng, "you don't DESERVE a Beer Near!" and she disappeared in a puff of chalk dust.  Dejected, we set off toward College Hill with no promise of reward to spur us on.  The only enthusiastic parties were a pair of racist virgins who didn't know any better.

However, we all know that Hares lie.  And, fortunately for us, NBA is second only to the serpent in her absolute dishonesty.  For lo, on the hot pavement in front of the patio at Ziggy's, we found a surprise Beer Near marking!  Gooey Spin-Job bought everybody beers in a misguided attempt to get someone, ANYone to like him.  Sorry, Gooey.  We only like drinking your beer (editor's note: ha!).

After a nice, casual trail which took us through a school playground and over a water crossing that was more algae than water, we arrived at ONIN behind NBA's manse.  We circled up and within minutes, AmanTa Feel'n'Fuck had taken over RA duties and, to make Dip proud, gave Puff The Magic Assgrabber a deadbug.  After Puff's necessary humiliation, NBA donned the mantle of RA and promptly lost control of the circle to her foster children who were driving Mad Max inspired war machines around the yard, frightening the poor, thirsty hashers.  When they finally tired of their game, circle resumed, and, like any good kennel, we drank NBA out of house and home and far into the night.

ONON

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