Hares: NBA and PBR
Hounds: Puff, Stumpy, Boobs, ASS, Anything Goes, Dipshit, nnJared, Peep'n'Dick, nnLeslie, nnSarah, Chihuahua, Fast Chug, Too Cheap To Deny, Cock-Asian, nnChris, Pee Pee, Gooey, and Dip for circle only
We had a great turnout on Saturday at GPNC complete with virgins, visitors, and birthday girls! The hares took off from the parking lot and the hounds followed shortly thereafter down a misleadingly shiggy-lite first leg. We knew that things were going to change as soon as we realized the hares had lovingly placed the first beer near in a very healthy patch of ivy—the poisonous variety. After that we had the choice of three tunnels: a) mud, b) water, or c) mud and water. Most of the pack opted for B after ASS fell on his ass in the mud tunnel and turned back toward the BN. It was at this point that one virgin busted out his technology and warned his late-cumming virgin friend to just turn around and go home.
The remainder of the trail was one that Tequila Tony would have been proud to call his own. There was plenty of shiggy, and even though the water only went as high as our knees a few of us almost lost our shoes in the mud underneath. Stumpy was pretty worried about all the dead bodies and/or needles in the tunnels. I hope for everyone’s sake that Peepin’ Dick was taking notes on how to mark trail through shiggy!
We found our way to two more beer nears (yay!) and finally back to the on-in near the parking lot. Dip decided to regale us with his presence as RA even though he had better things to do than trail that afternoon. Luckily, those things involved drinking so he was properly lubricated for a good circle! There was much rejoicing, and dead bugs. Cockasian was fortunate enough to avoid a towering-flying dead bug when the rest of us realized that our activities were about “three minutes from a hate crime”, according to one virgin. Chihuahua showed everyone her Chihuahuas in circle, to the surprise of no one. But the best part was all the name brand chips NBA brought! It was a delightfully shitty trail and the delight continued down the street at Larry Bud’s for on-after.
Side note: this writer does not recommend eating a hamburger from a place like Larry Bud’s. There will be consequences.