#1227

Hare: Tina Eat the Piss

Hounds: NBA, Puff, Dipstick, PBR, PPL, Gooey Spinjob, nnColt, nnMelissa, nnJay, Anything Goes, Amanta(ONIN), too long ago to remember if anyone else was there.

The A, B, and C team are becoming to pathetically uncoordinated and lazy that the D team has decided to step up and auto-bio-trash for this one so that we can get caught up on trash and hopefully continue our tradition of having some remembrance of what-the-hell happened that night.

The pack started at Wichita's "Irish Pub" the Shamrock.  The hare conducted chalk talk through a wrought iron fence and ran off shortly catching a brief glimpse of a man in a Jack Daniel's t shirt and mangled white baseball cap.  On trail, the hounds came across a BB(BS) which turned out to be a brown bag (buttershots) because the FRB uncovered suppressed memories of going into a strange man's house for butterscotch candy, he led a portion of the pack away.  Luckily for others, the homeowner happened to be a hasher and they had the privilege to partake in the creamy, buttery, 15%ABV goodness of BUTTERSHOTS!! The pack then followed a rather boring trail which took them through parts of Riverside to the beer near, at one point being spied upon by the hare.  Trail went across the Keeper Bridge, the half-minds lost trail near Merle's of course and they eventually stumbled back to the patio area of the Shamrock Lounge where we scared off the few paying customers with our usual antics.  We did not scare off the virgin-nnJay who was made to cum by nnKen who wasn't even there.  Puff did his standard deadbugs and one which was owed to Dip from a previous hash.  Amanta happened to be in the area after a trip to Larryville, so she happened to walk into the Shamrock and find TAH3.  What a surprise!  She was dressed in normal people clothes so we spared her having to do a deadb