#1242

Hare: Tina Eat the Piss
Hounds:  Anything Goes, ASS, Cuddle Puncher, Hummer Gay'mes, Little Red Dipshit, NBA, nnColt, nnTambra, Octoteste, PBR, Puff

Gathering at John Barleycorn's on Douglas, the pack began the ritual celebration of All Hallows Eve in its usual manner,  that being drinking. The usual wankers shamelessly dressed in costumes, while the more repressed ones were too cool for that nonsense, and chose to be boring.

The hare, a giant slice of bacon, didn't seem to understand the concept of "pub crawl", and actually forced the hounds to climb muddy hills and cross railroad tracks.  Sheesh!  What did he think this was?  A hash?  Nonsense.  Trail took us to two watering establishments where the pack took its sweet time downing the nectars after all the silly physical demands that were forced upon us by the inconsiderate hare.  We eventually found trail leading to the on-in at Heroes, where the hare was snoozing on the patio after waiting sooo long for the pack to show up.  

Since we had two no-names on trail, both having 12 hashes under their belts, we commenced with the double naming.  After we recovered from the shock of the stories, we finally named nnColt, who will now be known in the hashing community as:  Little Box of Whorders; and nnTambra will be known as: Wet Pussy Flasher.  

On on!

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