Hares: Amanta, Poopy, nnJennifer
Hounds: Hummer, ASS, Anything Goes, Dipstick, Tina, PBR, Cumbag, NBA, PCP, Wet Pussy Flasher
In honor of Trail #1246 three consecutive numbers date, three hares (including a no-name! Take note, named hashers.) decided to lay a three-mile trail. In keeping with the “three” spirit, the pack hoped for a three Beer Near trail, but no luck.
Trail took off from Walt’s and led the pack up one neighborhood street and down the next before the hares sadistically veered off into a gopher-plagued field. The hounds did their best to navigate the treacherous hole-filled lawn using the faint light of flashlights. It was nothing short of a miracle that no one died, especially Cumbag Shitpants, who had, in some sort of stupid chivalrous act, lent his headlamp to a hare and was forced to step blindly.
Trail meandered through the neighborhood and possibly a schoolyard. Beer Near was at some house next to a trashcan. Unsure of how to thank the generous Beer Near location sponsor, ASS decided to just pee near (or in?) the driveway.
Trail wrapped up at Walt’s, where the hashers piled into the tiny outdoor warming hut for songs and booze. After Circle, the hashers stumbled out, dripping of sweat and reeking of beer, where they were greeted by awed onlookers who compared the scene to clowns exiting a tiny car.