#1247

Hare:  Hummer Gay'mes
Hounds:  Dip, NBA, Cumbag, Poopy, Puff, PCP, nnAdam, nnLisa

Hummer started us off from the north end of Pawnee Prairie Park, teasing us by setting trail in close proximity  to the park, but not actually taking us into the park.  The start of the trail was very promising, as she led us through waist high shiggy, across a muddy little creek and through a small wooded area. But this promise was short-lived.  Soon we found ourselves on a crappy little back road.  Trail led us down a culvert to the north, and then on to the beer near in the midst of an industrial park.  The story goes that the hare was setting trail to the beer near when she encountered Sex on Trail!  She screamed, turned around and went to Plan B.  After she regrouped, she went back to the beer near and discovered the horny couple had left, so she marked the sandbar with the command that the hounds were to commit the same act.  After the beer near, the hounds followed the straight line trail down the old railroad path until the hare led us back into the woods.  The hare reported that at several points on her trail, she encountered the two-who-could-no- afford-a-room, with the male finally yelling at her to quit following them.  Hummer explained that not only  was it HER trail, but that she's a secret voyeur and couldn't help herself.  They eventually got away from her and Hummer was able to continue setting trail.  Trail eventually led us across a fairly significant creek, but neither the hare nor the hounds were stupid enough to follow it, with a bridge not far from the water crossing.  Back to the on-in where circle ensued, beverages were consumed, accomplishments and misdeeds were celebrated and there was much rejoicing.  On on!