#1250

Hare:  Cumbag Shitpants
Hounds:  Kibbles n' Chips, PBR, Puff, PCP, NBA, BDSM, nnLisa, nnAdam, nnAndy, Phi Pee Licker, Tina Eat the Piss

Starting from Harry's Uptown, Cumbag led the pack on a quaint tour of College Hill.  We were so happy to be able to run past Kirstie Alley's tiny little cottage, but I don't think anyone took the opportunity to moon her as we have done in the past.  Once trail got past Blessed Sacrament, things quickly went downhill, both literally and figuratively (I threw that in for my literature/grammar-nerd fellow hashers).  We found an intersection but (and here's the literal part) trail went down the sledding hill but, surprisingly, it was difficult to see the scant plops of flour in the dark.  As we stumbled about in the dark, we found a plop of flour on a tree.  Stupidly, we assumed that trail would go in a straight line, since in Hashing 101 we all learned that if trail veers off the straight line, it is necessary to indicate the turn.  As we scoured the little park, we finally gave up and remembered that we were dealing with Cumbag so we had to quit thinking logically.  Fanning out, we eventually located a few marks waaaaay off the line of symmetry that we were expecting.  Once again, the FRBs haven't quite figured out that their job is to mark the direction trail takes, because, as we all know, this is the only reason the DFLs tolerate the FRBs' racist asses in the hash.

We located the beer-near on the darkened porch of Gooey Spinjob's empty house, he having abandoned the pack for the snooty social scene of Kansas City.  Little does he know, but he's taking a HUGE step down in life since we all know what the KC hashers are like.  (I don't think they read this drivel, I hope.)

Trail took us through more of College Hill, and eventually to the on-in at Harry's.  Circle took place on the patio, with Puff deciding he preferred the company of his society friends inside the bar to the hashers on the patio.  Surprisingly, he re-joined us once we had swung low.  We agreed to remember this heinous act for his dead bug at a future hash.  On on!

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