Hare: Hummer Gay'mes
Hounds: Anything Goes, Cuddle Puncher, Cumbag Shitpants, Dipstick, NBA, Poopy the Slayer, Puff the Magic Ass Grabber, PBR, PCP, Tina Eat the Piss, Wet Pussy Flasher, nnLisa, nnAdam
Starting from the Oasis on West Maple, our solo hare (having been abandoned at the last minute by the advertised co-hare because he doesn't "like her haring style") led trail through the lovely parking lots and past industrial buildings in the environs of south West Street. Risking life and limb, we dodged traffic and followed trail across busy highways and off- and on- ramps by Kellogg. The hare took us on a scenic tour of exceptionally unexceptional industrial buildings, replete with chain link fences, bland, square pre-fab buildings, and lots and lots of concrete. Mercifully, we found the beer near in the only green spot to be found in the area, bounded by 235 to the west and a semi-okay-looking drainage pond protected by yet another chain link fence to the north.
Enough about the crappy trail; it's time to document the actual crappy trail. Trail was lost several times after the beer near due to a diabolical YBF that forced us to backtrack about a half mile to search for trail again. It didn't help the slower hashers that the FRBs somehow missed the lesson on how to mark trail for the DFLs. It also didn't help that, even though the FRBs had whistles around their necks, they either haven't quite figured out what the whistles are for, or perhaps the complexity of the whistle design is too much for these half-minds to figure out.
Somehow, all members of the pack made it back to the start (amazingly, since we weren't forewarned about the dangers that awaited us on trail). Circle ensued on the patio with proper celebrations of accomplishments, but not nearly enough dead bugs for Puff or the hare. We had the important task of a naming so the accusations needed to be cut a bit short. NnLisa had the privilege and great pleasure of being questioned for the purpose of naming. She provided us with an abundance of material, perhaps too much. It was tough deciding on a name, but, after rock, paper, scissoring a few times, we decided that from now and forever more, or until she does something even more memorable, nnLisa will be known in the hashing community as PoPo (Puke or Pass Out). On on!