Trail #1269 - President's Day Hash
Hares: NBA and PQuad
Hounds: Puff, Anything Goes, BDub, TACO, nnCarol
It was a small but festive group of wankers who gathered at Lucky's to celebrate the accomplishments of our collective group of Presidents, mainly the greats, such as, Millard Fillmore, James Buchanan, Howard Taft and Herbert Hoover. We raised our vessels many, many times to toast their memories, and to quench our thirsts.
The hares took off, risking life and limb, sprinting through the slush and puddles of Old Town Doodah. After many miles, the first beer stop was at The Alibi Room, where the pack re-hydrated before the long, arduous second leg of the trail. Next stop was waaaay far away at Barleycorn's, where lo, and behold, the pack miraculously all sprouted 'staches or unibrows. Trail then took off to the east for the on-in at the Anchor. This fine group of athletes settled in for more beverages and food, and then set about the difficult task of naming our no-name, nnCarol. After much questioning, and then deliberating, the pack wanted to name her Cum Dumpster or Six Bags of Shit, but we then agreed on......Sinnabar. And you had to be there to know the reasoning. Even if you were there, you may be fuzzy on that, but maybe Sinnabar or Puff can explain. On on to KC Red Dress!