#1273

Trail #1273 - "Sheesh, this is Global Warning?" 
Hare:  Dipstick
Hounds:  Cumbag, Poopy, Dipshit, Puff, NBA, Tina, BTK at the on-in

We couldn't have chosen a more miserably cold day to run about the environs of Andover, but that doesn't seem to keep us from hash-like behavior.  Dip led the pack through the cross-country tracks of Andover High School, introducing to the hash the concept of Turkey-Eagle; Turkey-Turkey; Eagle-Eagle; and Eagle-Turkey trails....Huh????  Not sure exactly what this meant, we ended up following plops of flour until we found the beer near.  Thankfully, this was not one of Dip's seven-mile ordeals, and he led us back to the on-in, where we were able to thaw out a bit and get some feeling back to our exposed skin.  Once we were revived with nectar and pizza, circle ensued, songs were sung, BTK got his obligatory dead-bug, and all was right with the world.  On on.

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