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4/23/2014

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Hares: Boathouse Pussy & Butthole Whisperer

Hounds: Puff the Magic Ass Grabber, Dipstick, Tina Eat the Piss, Caught in Action, Wet Pussy Flasher, No Blow Angel, Tounges a Cunt Occasionally, Piss Car Poor, Cumbag Shitpants, NN Biker Dude at the Biker Bar

The hash began at a lovely establishment, The Elbow Room, which will likely have a very long and dynastic history. Trail began marvelously, with all hounds searching for a mark—ANY MARK—for 5 minutes. To be clear, this was from the FIRST mark. A sign of things to come?

Trail had two song checks which required our own No Blow Angel to do the honors. She serenaded us with lovely songs, the second of which was made up on the spot. Unfortunately, due to her severe Alzheimer’s, she was not able to remember it during ONIN.

Beer Near #1 was held in an area which we initially took for a Final Friday Art Crawl, since there was so much beautiful work. We had no idea that so many artists frequented that particular area underneath a train bridge in south Wichita. Hounds amused themselves by playing with discarded children’s toys—unfortunately there were no discarded children to play with.

Two half-possums were discovered on trail on the train tracks. Oddly, they did not appear to be the corresponding halves. Luckily, most of the hounds were current on their Parvo, Bordatella, and Distemper.

Beer Near #2 was held at a biker bar that proved to be an excellent future hash bar. So excellent, in fact, that the hares left the original ONIN bar and came back for circle at the BN bar. Between the time when we left the initial bar and the time we were to arrive for ONIN, the first bar closed. Probably permanently. It is suspected that the hares were kicked out for sneaking leftover BN beers in, but regardless, the ONIN was good. No thanks to the hares and their shitty trail. ONON.


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