Hare: Cumbag Shitpants
Hounds: Dip Shit, Boathouse Pussy, Pee Phi Licker, Anything Goes, Piss Car Poor, Power Bottom Redding, Gooey Spin Job, Poopy the Fruit Dick Slayer, Puff the Magic Ass Grabber
This Trash is a guest contribution from a backsliding asshole.
Dear TAH3 Forum-
I was a hard-working shoe salesman by trade and never thought I would have the guts to write trash. But after the shytti trail we jut ran, I finally have the nerve to tell my story.
One of my regular customers at the shoe store came in all the time. She is a professional cook and housekeeper. “nnAlice” is a real looker. She comes in the store wearing her little house dress. I have fancied nnAlice for a long time. I am a little shy though, so at first I would just make sure she got the best running shoes in my store for cost. It wasn’t much but if I saw a great New Balance come through I would save it for my nnAlice.
Finally, one day I got the courage to ask nnAlice on a date. It was nice. I was really nervous so I wore my best suit and arrived at the house where she lived. She lived with a family of 8. It was a little uncomfortable meeting them all but I got through it OK. Our date went just swell and I finished by kissing nnAlice on the cheek. I was really smitten. nnAlice was a nice girl and I was happy to be her sweetheart.
One day nnAlice came in to the store and told me the family was out of town all week. "Could you bring over a six-pack of tube socks and a single serving of tube steak?" Boy, could I ever.
After work on Friday I put on my bell-bottom jeans and my favorite plaid shirt and headed over. When I arrived nnAlice was wearing only her bloomers. She told me that she had a plan while her boss was away. Seeing her wearing next to nothing I was ready for anything.
nnAlice’s plan involved doing it in all of the beds in the house. We started with the bunk beds in the girls room, then we moved to the bunk beds in the boys room. Next we went in to her boss’s bedroom. They had an enormous bed. nnAlice said in her years working there she didn’t think they had ever used it for anything but reading and sleep. Alice thought her boss might be Unsullied.
After we had soiled the sheets in the master bedroom we moved to the couch in the den. Making love in a two story room has always been a fantasy of mine. I told nnAlice it was just like being outside. nnAlice said she had more plans. Before I knew it, we were outside trying to fit in Tiger the dog’s house. nnAlice got down on all fours and tried to fit inside but I wouldn’t fit too. We had to settle for her sweet ass sticking out the door while I plugged her. Good thing they had a big fence around the back yard.
A couple of days later the Bradys returned home and I haven’t seen that kind of action since.
Gooey Spin Job
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