Hash #1125

What?  Tornado Alley Hash #1125
Where? Parking Lot of the Great Plains Nature Center, just west of Woodlawn on 29th St.  
When? 3:30 pm, Sunday, August 12
Hare? Born On Your Anus
Hash Cash? $5


Trail Length - 3ish miles with two BNs.  
Shiggy?  Maybe some wet feet, but probably not.  Some Poison Ivy on the edge of trail, but avoidable.

Hounds?  Just Lays There, NBA, Phi Phi Licker, Tequila Tony, Dipstick, Puff, Polly, BP, nn E

Hash #1125 - hared by Born On Your Anus, who seems to think that there's a prize for haring three hashes in a row (don't anyone tell him it's called the Sucker Prize).  Starting in the parking lot of Chisholm Creek Park, the hare took off north.  The pack gave the hare lots of time (we had beer to drink), and we easily found trail until a split.  Evidently the trail took the left split another mile to the first beer near, but no one found that trail since the right split looped around to the true trail, thus saving us the trouble of r*nning the superfluous mile.   Trail eventually took us under Hwy. 96 to the north side of the park to the second BN, which we had no trouble locating.  We then made our way back to the On-In behind the park's toilets.  The circle had a number of dead bugs and flying dead bugs (usual suspects as well as newbies). 
 
The on-after took place at Larry Bud's, and there was much rejoicing.  Conversation took place about erections and the suckers - um, appropriate hashers, who would be well-suited to the illustrious and much-coveted hash mismanagement positions.
 
Which brings us to the information we've all been waiting for:  hash erections will take place following the hash this cumming Saturday, August 18, 2:00 pm, from NBA's house, 348 N. Erie, off 2nd Street west of Hillside.  Hare will be NBA.

Show up for the hash, or you may find yourself erected RA or GM.  On on.

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