What? Tornado Alley Hash #1127
Where? 348 N. Erie (NBA's Abode)
When? Saturday, August 18th - 2:00
Hash Cash? $5
Hounds: BOYA, Dip, Shit, Phi Phi, Weiner, ADHD, nnHunter, Tequila Tony, BP
Hounds gathered at NBA’s house around 2:00, eagerly anticipating what was sure to be one of her signature shiggyless, short, half-assed trails. In the spirit of erection day, Dip showed up campaigning for NBA to be GM for at least five more years, possibly for life. But before erections, there was a hash to be had. The hare finally left around 2:30, and the hounds followed suit 15 minutes later. Trail led through the northern end of the college hill neighborhood, across Central, and into the Sleepy Hollow neighborhood where hounds followed a dry creek bed for a ½ mile. Considering said creek bed was well over a mile into trail and there were various tunnels around it, it was agreed upon by the group that the hare should have supplied a BN in the area. But no, it wasn’t until we were about 2.5 miles into trail that our illustrious hare decided that we may be thirsty, and left us a few Miller Lites in a black sack surrounded by poison ivy. Shit, Dip, BP, TT, BOYA, ADHD and nnGunner took their time with the beer, waiting for Weiner and Phi Phi to show up, but ultimately decided to move on. Another mile along an abandoned train track and back through the neighborhood let us to NBA’s house, where we had a circle and then erections. The trail ultimately ended up being one of NBA’s finest, which came as a real shock to us hounds.
After the circle, erections were had by all. Despite an overwhelming, landslide victory for our incumbent GM, NBA, she refused to serve, forcing an emergency vote, in which Born On Your Anus agreed to fuck things up for at least the next year. Also noteworthy was our decision to discontinue the phone line (Dip will hare a wake in its honor). After erections, our new GM proved his work by decisively winning a PBR shotgun competition in which he polished off 12 ounces in about three seconds. Actually, that was the coolest thing about the whole day. Oh yeah, then we jumped on the trampoline and shit nailed a back flip.
Other Erection results:
GM - BOYA
Hare Raiser-Dip Shit
"Puffer" (the person that lets Puff know about hashes since we're killing the phone line) - NBA and Dip Shit
RA - Dip
Cash - Dip
Attendance - Dip
Webmeister - BOYA and Dip Shit
Trash - NBA (when she's not on trail, others will fill in)
Flash - Everyone
Songmeister - Tequila Tony
Hash Trash - A recap of bygone hashes.