Tornado Alley Hash House Harriers
  • Home
  • What is Hashing?
  • Chalk Talk & Trail
  • Links
  • Trash
  • Home
  • What is Hashing?
  • Chalk Talk & Trail
  • Links
  • Trash

Hash# 1129

8/26/2012

3 Comments

 
Picture
Hare - Captain Dipshit
Hounds - BOYA, JLT, BP, PPL, Weiner, NBA, Penis Pump, TLC,  KFC

Philanthropy feels good, doesn't it?  As the saying goes, it's better to give than to receive.  So Team Tornado Alley H3 did its civic and moral duty and crawled on Saturday to eliminate cancer.  We started at Finn's in Old Town and worked our way through the required pitchers of beer, then followed trail on to Doc Howard's.  There we drank down another mandatory number of pitchers, but still had the energy to show Wichita how to dance as well as how to hula hoop.  A few of us also managed to accost some kilted cancer crawlers and demanded to see what was under the kilts.  We were disappointed.

Next stop (did I mention that we managed this crawl in torrential downpours?  It did not deter us though), was Club Liquid where we continued to dance, drink and make fools of ourselves (or was that just NBA?). Yet another downpour helped us r*n to the next bar, Heroes.  At Heroes, we were treated to more pitchers of beer as well as to popcorn.  The hare then led us to our last oasis, Brickyard, where we were given more pitchers of beer.  We heroically downed the golden elixir, and then crawled our way to Biggins for something more substantial than beer.  Of course, we had a couple of pitchers of beer to wash down the food.  We planned to attend the after party but the line at Pandora's was obscenely long, and we decided to go back to the Captain's abode to continue our party in private (who wants to party with amateurs anyway).  We lost Weiner fairly early (she finished the crawl, though, which says a lot for her desire to fight cancer).

Hash Trash, TLC, KFC, JLT and BOYA left about 7 pm (wimps), but the real hashers stayed on.  Perhaps one of them can add to the Trash, if something monumental happened.   All in all, Team TAH3 made a difference in the fight against cancer.  We were such successful warriors that we hope to make this an annual hash event.  On on.
3 Comments
Diphit
8/27/2012 02:56:10 am

some other shit/highlights of the hash
Handing out our business cards, recruiting
BOYA doing the Worm
NBA doing odd stuff with a whistle (video)
Penis pump getting a beer thrown on his face
Team tah3 winning a flippy cup game
Me accidentally swallowing a fucking toothpick
getting a late night phone call from property manager telling me to "turn the damn music down"
I had Fun.

Reply
Born On Your Anus
8/28/2012 09:17:41 pm

I don't remember Penis Pump getting a beer thrown in his face!

Reply
Dipshit
8/30/2012 06:01:06 am

I saw it and it was hilarious, Kim's mom did it!




Leave a Reply.

    Hash Trash

    A recap of bygone hashes.  

    Want the really ancient stuff?
    Click Here

    What about old photos?
    That's Here

    Archives

    April 2023
    March 2023
    July 2018
    May 2018
    May 2015
    July 2014
    June 2014
    May 2014
    April 2014
    March 2014
    February 2014
    January 2014
    December 2013
    November 2013
    October 2013
    September 2013
    August 2013
    July 2013
    June 2013
    May 2013
    April 2013
    March 2013
    February 2013
    January 2013
    December 2012
    November 2012
    October 2012
    September 2012
    August 2012

    Categories

    All

    RSS Feed

Powered by Create your own unique website with customizable templates.