What? Tornado Alley Hash #1130
Where? Soggy Bottoms on West St.
When? Wednesday, August 29th, 6:30
Hare? Amanta Feel and Fuck
Hash Cash? $3
Hounds: Phi Phi, Ass P.O.R.N., Tequila Tony, ADHD, NBA, Born On Your Anus, Puff the Magic Ass Grabber.
Better late than never, right? This is hash trash for our weekly mid-week gathering,
Wednesday, August 29, hash (#1030 ?). We met at Soggy Bottoms on West Street, with
Amanta haring. The hounds were Tequila Tony, BoyAnus, Phi-Phi L., ADHD, NBA, Puff the
Magic Assgrabber, AssPORN, and BP showed up for the prelube but wimped out on the
trail. Now, this was a momentous occasion as our hare decided to dead lay the trail, and
r*n the trail with the hounds. However, the hare was useless because she wouldn’t give us
any indication of which split to take. Sheesh, what’s the use of having the hare with us if we
can’t use her to cheat?
The upside was that the scenery was delightful, as Wichita urban neighborhoods usually
are, and the shiggy was plentiful. I did not get any reports of chiggers or poison ivy on this
trail, miraculously. The hare claimed it was 4.1 miles (technology, anyone?), but with such
breathtaking scenery, who noticed?
Beer Near was at the Oasis on Maple, where the beer is plentiful, and the pool players are
We circled back at Soggy Bottoms, with Tequila Tony as Acting RA. He did an adequate job
(he acted as Songmeister as well, introducing us to several new and delightful songs. Many
pitchers were consumed, and there was much rejoicing.
Since Soggy Bottoms is not quite the class joint that, say, Café Bel Ami is, the kitchen was
closed and there was no food. So some of the hounds took off for home (sheesh, family?
really?), and the rest of the wankers journeyed to Walt’s for greasy hash style food. It was
a late night (really? 4.1 miles?), but we were better human beings for it. On On!
Hash Trash - A recap of bygone hashes.