What? Tornado Alley Hash #1132
Where Fat Tony's
When? Wednesday, September 5th
Hash Cash? $3
Hounds: Amanta, NBA, Tequila Tony, ADHD, nnHunter, Anus, Puff, Phi Phi
The pack gathered at Fat Tony's on Douglas, and hare was away by 6:45. Trail took the hounds north a couple blocks, then west on a "Dip Parking Lot Tour of Wichita". After admiring a multitude of garages, we followed trail to the river where the hare considerately gave us a three-way split, with the short-cut option straight west across the Arkansas River. The hounds scattered with some following trail, and others short-cutting to the Douglas Bridge. Tequila Tony was the only brave sole (yes, on purpose) to wade across the river, being the only one with his shots up-to-date.
Beer near was at The Garage in Delano, then trail took us south and then east back across the river, meandering back to the on-in. The highlight of the trail, though, was watching Amanta down 12 horribly hot chicken wings, after she took Fat Tony's up on their chicken wing challenge. She had to eat 12 wings with inedible hot sauce in 10 minutes, with no help, no water, no food, and then wait 5 minutes following licking her fingers to make sure it didn't come back up. Amanta not only prevailed, but KICKED BUTT! The pack was never so proud! As her reward, the wings were free, and Amanta will be rewarded a t-shirt of triumph (when they get some in stock). More importantly, Amanta was awarded the hash shit for her achievement.
BOYA announced the next hash which will be Saturday, September 8th, starting at 21st and Amidon. He's promising us 4 beer nears and no sobriety at the on-in. On on.