Hash #1133

What?  Tornado Alley Hash #1133
Where? Wendy's at Twin Lakes near 21st and Amidon
When? 2:00, Saturday, September 8
Hare? Born On Your Anus
Hash Cash? $7

On Her Knees from Omaha will be in town, and we will have a few key hashers out of of town, so do what you can to bet there.  It'll be a unique, A-B trail with an all new circle location!  Looking at a guaranteed three, if not four BN's!  It's the "drunk before you get to the circle hash"!  

Hounds:  Dipshit, Dipstick, Phi-Phi L, On Her Knees, A.S.S., NBA, nnAaron

The hare promised us four beer nears and he actually delivered  --  four beers nears of Milwaukee's Beast.  Mmmm, can you say, "Shitty hash beer"?  Although it was a small but select group, we had an out-of-towner, On Her Knees from Omaha, as well as a virgin, nn Aaron.  NnAaron was one of the kilted cancer-crawlers we encountered a couple of weeks ago in Old Town, who actually took us up on our invitation to join us.  

Trail started from Wendy's at 21st and Amidon, and took us over a variety of unclimbable fences, the first of which the hare claimed was to be about 4 feet high.  Reality proved it to be more like 8 feet.  Several injuries later, the pack located the first beer near (in Anus's backyard), and there was much rejoicing.  The next two beer nears were about two blocks apart each, both on the porches of absentee hashers.  Trail then snaked its way north and then east over railroad tracks and around old grain elevators.  There was plenty of lost property along the way, and Dip picked up a new crystal goblet set - he probably wanted to surprise LSD for her birthday.  Unfortunately, the goblets were accidentally destroyed at the on-in.

Where were we....oh, yes, after the 4th beer near, trail led us in close proximity to Wichita's rendering plants, with the accompanying pungent aromas to add to the ambiance of the trail along with various bovine body parts.  Trail took us across a couple of Doodah's toxic waste canals (Tequila Tony, where are you?), but the only wanker with his shots up-to-date was nnAaron, our virgin, who also led the pack most of the trail (can anyone say "racist"?).

The on-in was under I-135 by 17th St. N.  The rest of the pack who did not want to risk dysentery took the long way over yet another fence, with more resulting hash gashes.  Since we lost Dip along the way (he claims he has a life outside of hashing), NBA "volunteered" to RA (actually horned her way in, temporarily forgetting that she is no longer mismanagement).  She did a half-assed job, forgetting most of the accusations that should have been called.  On after was at Shoeless Joe's.  All in all, a fairly okay trail considering who the hare was.  On on.

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