Hash #1134

What?  Tornado Alley Hash #1134
Where? Joe's Bar in Old Town. 
When? Tuesday, September 11, 6:00 (Notice the Time Change)
Hare? Dipshit
Hash Cash? $3

Hounds: Born on Your Anus, Phi Phi Licker, nnJennifer, nnGunner, Austin's Dick Has Deficiencies, Tequila Tony, No Blow Angel, Boathouse Pussy, Puff the Magic Ass Grabber

Lame? Dead? Short? Patriotic? So many ways to describe last night's trail.  Our hare, Captain Dipshit, decided to follow Amanta's lead and dead lay the trail, which turned out to be not really all that necessary since the trail went essentially around the block.  The start was at Joe's on Washington St, and the beer near was at "Pork You", or "Pork Me", or "Bite Me" or "Kill All the F*#king Pigs" or whatever the name is of the new barbecue place on St. Francis between 1st and Douglas.  Trail then led south by the arena, and in no time at all,  we were back at the on-in, with no one breaking a sweat, especially the hare. 

The hare and three of the hounds left before circle, so BP was appointed stand-in hare and was given the opportunity to drink for all of the Captain's misdeeds, which were plenty.  We then discussed in detail the shortcummings of the hounds who had prematurely evacuated.  We also had a virgin among us, nnJennifer, who puts up with ADHD.  

Upcumming events were discussed, especially  this weekend's campout details.  Next week's hash will be Wednesday, Sept. 19, which is "Talk Like a Pirate Day", so cum dressed in your scurvy pirate attire and be prepared to rape and pillage.  On on!

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