Tornado Alley Hash #1139

What?  Tornado Alley Hash #1139
Where? The Anchor Bar and Grill
When? Wednesday, September 19, 6:30 
Hare? ADHD
Hash Cash? $3 
Approximate Distance? 3ish
Shiggy Rating? 1.5ish


Avast Me Hearties!  Dust of ye old hornpipes and slap your fanciest pirate pants on your dungbies, or ye may just find yourself in the hempen halter!  Wednesday is "Talk Like a Pirate Day", and we will be consuming copious amounts of grog before, during, and after the trail.  That bilge rat known as ADHD will be our hare, and you can bet your booty that he'll be moppin' the poop deck or walking the plank if he fucks anything up!  

Hares:  ADHD, nnGunner
Hounds:  Dip, BP, PPL, NBA, Bloody Dyke Turner (best costume award), nnAaron, nnKerri, nnZach, Puff, Amanta, BOY Anus

Arrgh, mateys!  There was much raping, pillaging and plundering Wednesday night in the port town of Wichita, but it was all committed by the hare against the hounds.  Trail?  What trail?  There must be a worldwide shortage of chalk because the hare used very little.  Starting from the Anchor (not really very H3-friendly these days, btw), trail took us across Kellogg via the pedestrian bridge, then over the railroad tracks where we found the first BN.  On to the Commerce Street parking lot under Kellogg where we searched for a LONG time for the eensy weensy arrows in the growing dark.  It was on on to the bridge by the Boathouse (here, kitty, kitty), where we lost PPL and nnKerri, who headed back to the start. Across the bridge to another split in the shadow of a light pole.  BOYA decided he needed to get home by this time, so he also took off for the start.  The hounds scoured the area and were just about to all give up, when Amanta located the teensy arrow in the ballpark parking lot, in the dismal dark.  Yes, we should have had headlamps, but it's more fun to blame it on the hare.  At this point, PPL called (yes, technology) and let us know that the on-in was at the Garage, so the hounds bee-lined for it.  The hare was waiting for the hounds, and since it was past almost everyone's bedtime, we all piled into ADHD's pick-up and drove back to the Anchor for the on-in beverages and food.  BOYA performed a shortened but loud circle, with our neighboring diners getting up and moving away from us.  Cause and effect?  Gosh, haven't a clue. (Flashback to comment about non-H3-friendly establishment.)  Reminder of Amanta's wedding reception on Saturday, 3-6 pm at Jerry's Bar and Grill, and GOYFAT next Tuesday (I think) from Ben & Jerry's (Tom & Jerry's? Bob & Tom's?  well, the old Player's on W. 21st across from Sedgwick County Park.  On on!

 

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